極盡諷刺的文章：中國 VS 印度航母：工作與炫耀，技術(shù)精粹與工業(yè)垃圾

In 2008, India began to fund the construction of the aircraft carrier VRO, which shocked Chinese military experts because China was modifying the Varag aircraft carrier, which later became the Leoning. China's shipbuilding industry was already quite large at the time, accounting for 29.5% of the global market, but the construction of aircraft carriers still started with modification. The Chinese couldn't understand how India, which had never had experience in building large ships, dared to start building a 40,000-ton aircraft carrier directly. Did the Indians discover the mysterious technology of ancient India from the Mahabharata?

2008年，印度開始注資建造航空母艦維克蘭特，這件事讓中國的軍事專家震驚，因?yàn)楫?dāng)時(shí)中國還在改造“瓦良格”號航空母艦，也就是后來成為“遼寧艦”的那艘。盡管當(dāng)時(shí)中國的造船業(yè)規(guī)模已經(jīng)相當(dāng)龐大，占據(jù)了全球市場的29.5%，但航空母艦的建造仍然是從改造起步。而印度之前完全沒有建造大型艦船的經(jīng)驗(yàn)，卻直接開工建造一艘4萬噸的航母，這讓很多中國人無法理解。難道印度人從《摩訶婆羅多》中發(fā)現(xiàn)了什么古代印度的神秘科技不成？

Seventeen years later, China's Leoning aircraft carrier has long been in service, and the Shandong aircraft carrier, which was independently designed and manufactured, was also delivered to the Navy. The addition of the two aircraft carriers has greatly enhanced the strength of the Chinese Navy and accumulated valuable experience for China to build an oceangoing Navy. With the help of the Leoning and Shandong aircraft carriers, China has trained a large number of aircraft carrier technicians, carrier-based aircraft pilots, and trained a large number of naval officers and soldiers, truly becoming an aircraft carrier power.

17年過去了，中國的遼寧號航母早已服役，自主設(shè)計(jì)制造的山東號航母也正式交付海軍。這兩艘航母的加入，大幅提升了中國海軍的實(shí)力，同時(shí)為打造遠(yuǎn)洋海軍積累了寶貴經(jīng)驗(yàn)。在遼寧號和山東號的幫助下，中國培養(yǎng)了大量航母技術(shù)人員、艦載機(jī)飛行員以及眾多的海軍指揮官和士兵，真正邁入了航母大國的行列。

China's third aircraft carrier, Fuen, has completed several sea trials and recently conducted ejection tests for supporting aircraft such as J-15T and J-35. It is getting closer to being delivered to the Navy and forming combat effectiveness. The Fuen, with a displacement of 88,000 tons, is equipped with China's self-developed electromagnetic ejection system. Its displacement is twice that of India's domestically produced aircraft carriers. It is equipped with China's self-developed J-15 and J-35 fighters, KJ-600 early warning aircraft, J-16 electronic warfare aircraft, and Z-9, Z-18, and Z-20 helicopters.

中國的第三艘航空母艦“福建艦”已經(jīng)完成了多次海試，并且最近還進(jìn)行了支援艦載機(jī)（如殲-15T和殲-35）的彈射測試。這標(biāo)志著它距離交付海軍并形成戰(zhàn)斗力更近了一步。福建艦排水量達(dá)到8.8萬噸，配備了中國自主研發(fā)的電磁彈射系統(tǒng)，其噸位是印度國產(chǎn)航母的兩倍。艦載機(jī)包括中國自主研發(fā)的殲-15和殲-35戰(zhàn)斗機(jī)、空警-600預(yù)警機(jī)、殲-16電子戰(zhàn)飛機(jī)，以及直-9、直-18和直-20直升機(jī)。

From power systems to radars, defense systems, arresting cables, and other core components, all are domestically produced. In contrast, India's domestically produced aircraft carrier Vant has not yet solved the problem of insufficient power. The zigzag waves at the stern of the ship during its trial voyage reflect that the ship has obvious pitching, which will seriously affect the takeoff and landing efficiency and safety of carrier-based aircraft. India has not equipped it with qualified carrier-based aircraft so far and has continued to use the MiG-29K purchased from Russia.

從動力系統(tǒng)到雷達(dá)、防御系統(tǒng)、攔阻索以及其他核心部件，全都是國產(chǎn)的。相比之下，印度國產(chǎn)航母“維克蘭特”卻還沒解決動力不足的問題。試航時(shí)艦尾的“之字形”水波清楚地顯示艦體存在明顯的縱搖，這會嚴(yán)重影響艦載機(jī)的起降效率和安全性。而且，印度至今都沒為其配備合格的艦載機(jī)，仍然在繼續(xù)使用從俄羅斯購買的米格-29K戰(zhàn)機(jī)。

The carrier-based aircraft uses Soviet-era technology. Due to its small takeoff weight, insufficient bomb load, and the decline of the Russian Navy, it has not been mass-produced but has become India's only carrier-based aircraft. India purchased a total of 45 MiG-29Ks from Russia; some of them were destroyed due to accidents, and now there are less than 40. Additionally, after the maintenance of Hindustan Aeronautics, the crash rate will inevitably increase significantly. The Indian Navy can use no more than 30 carrier-based aircraft, so every time the Vron goes to sea, we will see the deck.

這款艦載機(jī)采用了蘇聯(lián)時(shí)代的技術(shù)。由于起飛重量小、載彈量不足，再加上俄羅斯海軍的衰落，它并未大規(guī)模生產(chǎn)，但卻成了印度唯一的艦載機(jī)。印度從俄羅斯采購了總共45架米格-29K，其中一些因事故損毀，目前剩下不到40架。而且在印度斯坦航空公司進(jìn)行維護(hù)后，墜機(jī)率勢必顯著上升。印度海軍實(shí)際能用的艦載機(jī)數(shù)量不到30架，所以每次“維克蘭特”號或其他艦艇出海，我們經(jīng)?？梢钥吹郊装迳峡湛杖缫?。

The Indian Navy is considering purchasing the carrier-based version of the Rafale or the F-18 from the United States. Both of these are expensive Western fighters, and the Indian Navy's support capabilities may not be able to keep up. The carrier-based version of the Rafale fighter, like the MiG-29K, is a very niche aircraft with low production and technical reliability to be verified. After all, France has only one aircraft carrier, and the aircraft carrier technology is not mature enough, with failures occurring frequently, so the frequency of carrier-based aircraft is even lower.

印度海軍正在考慮購買“陣風(fēng)”艦載版或美國的F-18戰(zhàn)斗機(jī)。這兩款都是昂貴的西方戰(zhàn)斗機(jī)，但印度海軍的后勤保障能力可能跟不上需求?！瓣囷L(fēng)”艦載版和米格-29K一樣，屬于小眾機(jī)型，產(chǎn)量低且技術(shù)可靠性尚未完全驗(yàn)證。畢竟，法國只有一艘航母，其航母技術(shù)本身也不夠成熟，故障率較高，因此艦載機(jī)的使用頻率更是相對較低。

The F-18 is one of the most mature carrier-based aircraft in the world and the main carrier-based aircraft of the US Navy. However, the F-18 is a heavy aircraft, and the size of the Indian aircraft carrier is not enough. India lacks a catapult system, making it difficult for the F-18 to take off and land on the Indian aircraft carrier. Additionally, Western fighters have high requirements for arresting cables. India does not have domestic arresting cables and uses Russian arresting cables, but Russian arresting cables have not been systematically tested for Western fighters, making it difficult to ensure compatibility. Arresting cables are consumables and have been imported, which will cause huge expenses for the Indian Navy.

F-18是世界上最成熟的艦載機(jī)之一，也是美軍航母的主力機(jī)型。不過，F(xiàn)-18屬于重型戰(zhàn)機(jī)，而印度航母的體型偏小，加上印度缺乏彈射器系統(tǒng)，這使得F-18在印度航母上起降非常困難。此外，西方戰(zhàn)斗機(jī)對攔阻索的要求很高，而印度沒有國產(chǎn)的攔阻索，目前使用的是俄制攔阻索，但俄制攔阻索并沒有經(jīng)過西方戰(zhàn)斗機(jī)的系統(tǒng)化測試，兼容性難以保證。而且攔阻索屬于消耗品，需要大量進(jìn)口，這對印度海軍來說將是一筆巨大的開支。

Let's take a look at the main components of India's so-called domestic aircraft carrier. The power system uses the LM 2500 gas turbine from General Electric of the United States. The radar and air defense missiles are Israeli technology, while the AK-630M naval gun and MiG-29 carrier-based aircraft are Russian products. It can be said that except for the hull and the curry and the kitchen, which are made in India, all other core components are imported. The special steel for aircraft carriers developed by India has never been rigorously tested or actually used in any large ship; it is directly used on aircraft carriers with extremely high requirements. Once a problem occurs, it is likely to cause a serious disaster.

讓我們來看看印度所謂國產(chǎn)航母的主要組成部分。動力系統(tǒng)用了美國通用電氣的LM 2500燃?xì)廨啓C(jī)；雷達(dá)和防空導(dǎo)彈是以色列的技術(shù)；AK-630M艦炮和米格-29艦載機(jī)則是俄羅斯的產(chǎn)品。可以說，除了船體、咖喱和廚房是印度制造的，其他核心部件幾乎全是進(jìn)口的。至于印度研發(fā)的航母專用特種鋼材，從未經(jīng)過嚴(yán)格的測試或?qū)嶋H應(yīng)用于任何大型船只，卻直接用在對性能要求極高的航母上。一旦出現(xiàn)問題，很可能會引發(fā)嚴(yán)重災(zāi)難。

I don't like to curse the Indian military force, but they are indeed the most ridiculous in the world. Let's take the Navy as an example. India rented a nuclear submarine from Russia, and after it was returned, the facilities in the cabin were severely damaged, shocking the Russians with the poor state of its maintenance. Fortunately, Russia received a lot of rent, so it only protested verbally. India's domestically produced nuclear submarine, AR Hun, was flooded with seawater when it dived, becoming a global joke. When India's conventional submarine was moored in the port due to sailor misoperation, it injured another Indian submarine parked in the port. At the same time, a violent explosion occurred inside itself, sinking to the bottom of the sea and creating the most alternative record in human history.

我并不想抨擊印度軍隊(duì)，但他們確實(shí)堪稱世界上最離譜的存在。就拿海軍來說吧，印度曾從俄羅斯租了一艘核潛艇，歸還時(shí)，艇內(nèi)設(shè)施嚴(yán)重?fù)p壞，保養(yǎng)狀況差到讓俄羅斯人目瞪口呆。好在俄羅斯賺了不少租金，因此只做了口頭上的抗議。而印度自產(chǎn)的核潛艇“阿里漢特號”，在一次下潛時(shí)因?yàn)槟承┎僮鲉栴}進(jìn)了海水，直接成了全球的笑柄。更夸張的是，他們的一艘常規(guī)潛艇停泊港口時(shí)，因水手操作失誤，不僅撞壞了同港?？康牧硪凰覞撏В约哼€發(fā)生了劇烈爆炸，最終沉入海底——這也算是在軍事史上創(chuàng)造了一項(xiàng)別具一格的“紀(jì)錄”。

India's coach and shipyard, as famous as Hindustan Aeronautics, is a global joke maker and has had many amazing historical events. For example, the Indian domestic aircraft carrier Vant, which it was responsible for building, was hastily launched after only the bow was built. The ship has been launched three times, setting a world record. However, this also satisfied the desire of the people of the BART Empire to open champagne. A warship launched three times proved the strength of Barrett three times, equivalent to three aircraft carriers. What is even more shocking is that in 2018, the shipyard maintenance workers threw cigarette butts into the septic tank of the drilling ship, causing a violent explosion and killing 21 Indian crew members on the spot. At the same time, 200 tons of feces were thrown into the air, and the Vron under construction was not spared, becoming the only aircraft carrier in the world hit by feces.

印度的造船廠和相關(guān)企業(yè)（比如和印度斯坦航空公司齊名的企業(yè)），經(jīng)常因?yàn)槟承╇x奇的事件而成為全球笑談。比如，印度首艘國產(chǎn)航母“維克蘭特號”（Vikrant）在修建時(shí)僅僅完成了船頭部分就匆忙下水。一艘船竟然下水了三次，直接刷新了世界紀(jì)錄！這樣頻繁的“首航”倒是滿足了“巴拉特帝國”人民開香檳慶祝的愿望。不僅如此，這種情況還讓部分印度民眾自豪地認(rèn)為，一艘船下水三次等于擁有了三艘航母的實(shí)力。
但最令人瞠目結(jié)舌的還發(fā)生在2018年，當(dāng)時(shí)船廠在為一艘鉆井船維護(hù)時(shí)，工人不小心將煙蒂扔進(jìn)了化糞池，結(jié)果引發(fā)了劇烈爆炸，現(xiàn)場直接造成21名印度船員死亡。據(jù)報(bào)道稱，爆炸導(dǎo)致200噸污物被噴射到空中，而正在附近建造的航母“維沙卡帕特南”也未能幸免，淪為全球唯一遭到“糞便襲擊”的航母。
這段歷史雖然令人哭笑不得，但也不得不感嘆背后管理和安全意識的嚴(yán)重不足。

This incident greatly shocked the Chinese Navy. The entire Navy immediately studied how to defend against India's feces offensive in case the Indian Navy exerted its strength and threw hundreds of tons of feces from the air. The Chinese really didn't know how to deal with it. In fact, like Hindustan Aeronautics, the fundamental reason why the coaching shipyard was a joke was that India's industrial foundation was weak. A country that can't even manufacture qualified rifles is always thinking about manufacturing aircraft carriers. How can there be no accidents?

這件事對中國海軍造成了很大的震動。整個(gè)海軍立刻開始研究，萬一印度海軍發(fā)力，用空投幾百噸“糞彈”攻擊，該如何防御。中國人對此真是束手無策啊。其實(shí)，跟印度斯坦航空公司（Hindustan Aeronautics）一樣，印度造船廠之所以被人嘲笑，說到底還是因?yàn)楣I(yè)基礎(chǔ)太薄弱。連合格的步槍都造不出來的國家，卻總想著造航母，這不出事才怪呢！

In 2008, China's shipbuilding industry accounted for 29.5% of the global share. In 2024, China's shipbuilding industry is already the world's number one, winning 75% of the global orders, which can be said to be far ahead. With the support of a strong shipbuilding industry, the Chinese Navy can quickly mass-produce various warships, and the annual tonnage of ships launched exceeds the total tonnage of the Navy of a medium-sized country. China has never regarded the development of the military as its main goal. Even in the 1980s, at the beginning of reform and opening up, it sacrificed military investment to make way for economic development because the economic base determines the superstructure. This is the most basic concept of governing the country. A country without strong economic strength and a strong industrial base always sets unrealistic goals and dreams of becoming a military power and a superpower. How can it be done?

2008年，中國的造船業(yè)占全球市場的29.5%。到了2024年，中國造船業(yè)已經(jīng)成為全球第一，占據(jù)了全球訂單的75%，可以說是遙遙領(lǐng)先。憑借強(qiáng)大的造船工業(yè)支撐，中國海軍能夠快速批量生產(chǎn)各類軍艦，年下水艦艇的總噸位甚至超過了一些中等國家海軍的總噸位。值得注意的是，中國從未將軍事發(fā)展作為首要目標(biāo)。即使在改革開放初期的1980年代，也選擇犧牲軍事投入，為經(jīng)濟(jì)發(fā)展騰出空間，因?yàn)榻?jīng)濟(jì)基礎(chǔ)決定上層建筑，這是最基本的治國理念。一個(gè)沒有強(qiáng)大經(jīng)濟(jì)實(shí)力和工業(yè)基礎(chǔ)的國家，如果總是設(shè)定不切實(shí)際的目標(biāo)，幻想成為軍事強(qiáng)國或超級大國，這根本行不通。

By the way, India's shipbuilding industry will account for less than 1% of the global share in 2024, but the Modi government has long boasted that India will become an important force in the world's shipbuilding industry. To be honest, I am Modi's biggest supporter. As long as he is the prime minister of India, I can always find various video materials. I am really afraid that one day he will step down, and India will not have so many jokes. At that time, I may have to create a new channel. As for the comments section, some people hope that I will have a debate with Pocky Sharma. I must say, Pocky Sharma is my goddess. It is extremely ungraceful for men and women to quarrel in China. I just hope that when the myth bubble of Modi and BJP is punctured by reality, her fragile little heart can be strong and survive the difficulties. I can lose her, but the people of the Bharat Empire cannot bear such a huge blow.

順便提一下，印度造船業(yè)在2024年將只占全球市場份額的不到1%，但莫迪政府一直吹噓印度會成為世界造船業(yè)的重要力量。說實(shí)話，我是莫迪最大的支持者。只要他是印度的總理，我總能找到各種“素材”做視頻。我真怕有一天他下臺了，印度的“笑話”會少很多，到時(shí)候可能得重新開個(gè)頻道了。至于評論區(qū)，有人希望我和Pocky Sharma辯論一下。我得說，Pocky Sharma是我的女神，在中國讓男女吵架可是非常沒風(fēng)度的。我只希望，當(dāng)莫迪和印度人民黨（BJP）的神話泡沫被現(xiàn)實(shí)戳破時(shí)，她那脆弱的小心臟還能堅(jiān)強(qiáng)一些，熬過難關(guān)。我可以失去她，但“巴拉特帝國”的人民可承擔(dān)不起這么大的打擊啊。